Have a conversation with your 5 year old that goes along these lines:
Jessica: "Mom, when can I drive?"
Mom: "A car?"
Mom: "In about 10 years."
Jessica: "But that's when I'm going to be pregnant.
Mom, hoping she didn't hear right: "What?!"
Jessica: "But that's when I'm pregnant" (it got even better the second time).
Mom: "No no no no...you are not going to be pregnant for AT LEAST 20 years." (please)
I will now commence drinking a large glass of wine to soothe my frazzled nerves.